Ok, ok, you might not immediately transform into the Hoff just because you bought one of this red devils.
However, you will be the biggest peacock on the beach. To be honest, even a peacock would be jealous of your ability to stand out in the crowd. Unlucky you beautiful birds and lucky you, you new king of shirt bling.
Disclaimer for stupid people: you will not under any circumstances become the Hoff even if you wear one of our shirts.
…..but you will look cool