Ok, ok, you might not immediately transform into the Hoff just because you bought a red Hawaiian shirt. You will need some red trunks for that.
However, you will be the biggest peacock known to the animal kingdom. To be honest, even a peacock would be jealous of your ability to stand out in the crowd. Unlucky you beautiful birds and lucky you, you new king of shirt bling.
Disclaimer for stupid people: you will not under any circumstances become the Hoff even if you wear a red Hawaiian shirt and red swimming trunks.
…..but you will look cool