Red Hawaiian Shirts

Flashy, red, sunny and bright.  These red Hawaiian shirts will help you stand out like a Baywatch lifeguard.  You are just one step away from becoming the Hoff.

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Ok, ok, you might not immediately transform into the Hoff just because you bought a red Hawaiian shirt.  You will need some red trunks for that.

However, you will be the biggest peacock known to the animal kingdom.  To be honest, even a peacock would be jealous of your ability to stand out in the crowd.  Unlucky you beautiful birds and lucky you, you new king of shirt bling.

Disclaimer for stupid people: you will not under any circumstances become the Hoff even if you wear a red Hawaiian shirt and red swimming trunks.

…..but you will look cool